LOVE IS IN THE AIR

It's midnight, the mood is right, amd you are holding your girl tight. There is only one thing that is missing that would really bring this romantic moment to a climax.

You need... THUGGIN LOVE! Seagram Records brings you this classy two disc special that will tease and tantalize your musical and sexual senses.



Three 6 Mafia - Slob On My Knob
Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boys - Stick That Thang Out (Skeezer)
Jackie-O - Pussy Real Good
Akinyele - Put It In Your Mouth
Lil' Kim - How Many Licks
Nelly - Tip Drill
Plies - Ms. Pretty Pussy
50 Cent ft Lil' Kim - Magic Stick
Khia - My Neck, My Back
Akon - Smack That Ass
Snoop Dogg - I Just Wanna Fuck You
Trina ft Tweet - No Panties
Ludacris ft Trina & Foxy Brown - What's Your Fantasy (Remix)
...AND MORE

So take hold of that special someone, turn down the lights, and toast those forties to THUGGIN' LOVE. Available at Happy Liquor for $5.95.

DO YOU THINK TAMEKA FOSTER'S COOCH-CHOOCH SMELLS LIKE FARTS?

We do.

CHEETAH WHAT, CHEETAH WHO?

Sweet P’s Candies and Desserts located in Oak Park, Illinois, has just announced that it is auditioning girls between 13 – 18 years of age to be a part of its new girl group (The Sweet P’s).

The group will perform at block parties, birthday parties, pajama parties, promotional events, and other special occasions. The new group will also march in Oak Park’s 4th of July parade. Auditions to be held Sunday July 2nd.

We think no auditions to need to be had. There are three girls with nothing to do we here at DC think are great fits. (see below)



We know these hoes from 3LW are old, but they need work!

ONE NIGHT ONLY WITH JENNIFER HUDSON

Guard your pies and gyros Chicago because Jennifer Hudson is back in town! We had the pleasure of hanging out with J. Hud as she shopped, ate, signed autographs, ate, digested, and made room for more!

First, Den Mother Tafeta Rose and I accompanied Ms. Lady Leggings to some of her favorite boutiques downtown on the Magnificent Mile: Charlotte Russ and Forever 21. We didn't stay for long though. Not only did Jennifer not find anything that she liked in her size besides a mauve moomoo with a plunging neckline, she was asked to leave due to getting mild sauce on some of the merchandise.

At first Jen was a little down, but she is a survivor. She bounced back quicker than a five year old off of her stomach. We went to grab a bite to eat at Bennigan's and all was forgotten.

Time really flew and we stayed after the restaurant closed. We decided to go down to Boystown to have a few drinks. Honey, all them queens were just all over Jennifer! They made her do an impromptu concert which included And I Am Telling You, Love You I Do, and Britney's Gimme More. Besides the occassional burping, she did great!

Den Mother Taffeta Rose had a vodka and pineapple, I got a long island, and Jennifer got a chocolate cake shot. I was intrigued. I ordered one too and it was actually very delicious. Jennifer had more than one and we ended up having to carry her out of the club.

All in all, it was a great time had. Look out for Jennifer in Sex and the City. She was fabulous!

NEWS FEED: FACTS OF LIFE RETURNS, BOIS IN THE HOOD BEGINS PRODUCTION

The Facts of Life will soon be on a tv near you. Jessica Simpson, Bea Arthur, Lori Beth Denberg, Demi Moore, and Khia have signed on for the show.

We think we smell an Emmy...


In other news, in a world where playing gay equals thunderous applause and Oscar nods, Usher, Ne-Yo, John Legend, and Sisqo play for gay friends from the ghetto who dream to make it big as a singing group in Bois in the Hood. When they boys meet Christian Roberts, played by Johnnie Gill, they think that their prayers have been answered. Roberts has industry hookups and agrees to be their manager. What the boys don't know is how much of their souls and bodies they will have to give up to achieve stardom. Also making their big screen debuts are the members of DAY26 who play Usher's bustdowns. Bois in the Hood is written, directed, scored, casted, choreographed, and catered by Raz-B.

HILLARY CLINTON TALKS

After her bruising defeat to Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton grudgingly gave over the title and went into seclusion...until now.

We sat down with Hillary to discuss her future plans and her thoughts on the presidential race. No subject was taboo in this in depth interview. Below is an excerpt of our conversation.

DC: So Hillary, thank you for meeting with us. We are honored to have this opportunity.

HC: Oh, it is my pleasure. So many things have been said about me during my campaigne for the democratic presidential nomination that I need to get certain things straight. For instance, I think that Barack is an excellent choice even if he is black! Me and my husband have always supported you people.

DC: You people? Did you just say you people?

HC: Now let's not get sensitive now. You know what I meant.

DC: Anyway, since you have brought up Barack, is there any hard feelings there between the two of you? Are you bitter?

HC: Bitter? I am not bitter. If I was bitter he would be dead. Wait a minute... I might need to make a note of that.

DC: Hillary!

HC: What? I said nothing. You heard nothing.

DC: Well, lets get down to the nitty gritty... the dick and balls of the matter. People say that you are willing to do anything in your power to stop Barack from winning in November so that you can run again in 2012.

HC: That is so not true. I fully support Barack. I have even decided to buy billboard space in Time Square for him. It will read "Vote for Barack. Hey, he can't be worse than Bush."

DC; You can't be serious.

HC: Of course not (she laughs). I can't afford to buy a billboard in Times Square. I'm up to my tits in debt.

DC: So what are you going to do?

HC: I'm going to smoke this joint I rolled on the way over here that's what I'm going to do. Can you pass me a lighter?

DC: Hill, honey. We at Diva Chronicles don't promote the use of illegal drugs.

HC: It's Kush.

DC: Are matches okay?

HC: How Cooley High. I starred in that movie you know. Remember the girl who threw the rent party? That was me.

DC: Um, Hill. I don't think so. She was black.

HC: I was wearing heavy makeup.

DC: So essentially you're saying you were in black face.

HC: I didn't say that.

DC: Well you said you were in the movie.

HC: What movie. We weren't talking about any movie. This is because I'm a woman isn't it? You know what, fuck you! I'm taking my weed and getting the hell out of here.

DC: That's fine, sweetie, but can you at least give us back our book of matches?

HC: Hell no! I might have lost my nomination to a black man, but I am not going to lose my matches to one. A queen at that!

The interview ended here. Hillary should learn how to see a punch coming. You know its people like her that make it hard to keep a clean record!

BRITNEY SPEARS: DAMAGED

Hey yall, it is your girl Brit Brit aka Crackella! Taking care of Sean Preston and Jayden James is so hard yall. I mean, you got to play with them, feed them, make sure that they don't get into your meth stash... I don't know how people do it!

Today, I needed a really relaxing afternoon so me and a couple dozen of my paparazzi friends went to shop for clothes and hit up McDonalds. I can't believe that they made me wear shoes in Wal-Mart, but I guess times are changing. Reagan is really doing his thing in the White House. You know, I heard that we might have a negro in office! I support the negro cause. That is why I slept with Colombus Short. It was my way of letting the blacks know that I am down. I am a down bottom bitch!

Anyway, that is all for now. Typing and driving is so hard to do at the same time. Until next time!