IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: REAL WORLD HOLLYWOOD

With one episode to go, Real World Hollywood never fails to entertain. The cast went to Mexico, swam with dolphins, drank tequila body shots... etc... etc.

What we really want to talk about is the foursome that Dave, Will, and two white chicks participated in!

Who out there would love to have any kind of sexual tryst with Will? Show of hands... raise them high! (Yes, I have two up)

It seems like for a good five episodes, Will has been teasing us with nudity that is covered up with a damn smiley face, black box, or blurred circle. Where can I get the unrated, unedited, unclothed version of this damn show! Never before have I wanted to lick a television screen so bad.

That brotha has something that I really want to get my hands on. If you see Will in the streets, tell him that I am looking for him.

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: REAL WORLD HOLLYWOOD

So much drama stuffed in an hour, but we can sum it up in a few statements.

- Nick is so extra! After Sarah aka Ms Prim and Proper Perfection gets drunk, Nick decides it is funny to take pictures of her puking in a trash can. Maybe if it was Will or Dave, this action could have been strangely justifiable, but he has only been there two weeks! Like we have said before, he is getting WAY TOO COMFORTABLE!

- Sarah and Nick have it out somewhere between her fifth to sixth hour throwing up. During the whole camera incident, Sarah calls Nick "Charles Barkley". Lets see, they both have close shaved heads and love white women. The comparison is not so far fetched. THey patch things up between them after the lamest argument ever, but are still keeping their distance.

- Brianna goes in the studio to record a demo. The song is actually something that I could hear being played on the radio. She has talent. Big ups to her!

- Sarah, Kim, and Nick get a chance to work for movies.com. During their experience they meet a upbeat, motivating guy with cancer who is supervising the project. He especially takes to Nick who he deeply believes in. When news comes that he has passed away in the hospital, Nick is hit the hardest.

Next week, the cast goes to Mexico. Drinking, foursomes, and heartbreak lie in the horizon. I can't wait!

BET AWARDS PLAY BY PLAY: MAXWELL IS BACK

In the second most scream worthy moment of the night, Maxwell graced the BET stage to sing Simply Beautiful during the Al Green tribute. There wasn't a dry seat in the house.

The man may have cut off his hair, but never did he lose any cool.

And since we are here... REVEREND AL GREEN! His music had everyone in the place grooving. Good music has the power to cross generational lines and everyone from Jordin Sparks to Mary Mary to Derek Luke were singing every word. Preach on Preacher!

BET AWARDS PLAY BY PLAY: CHRIS BROWN

Let us go on record to say that Chris Brown is the coldest R&B male out right now. Vocally, he is a very competent singer. He can hang with Usher, Justin, and Ne-Yo. His dancing skills, however, is where he really shines.

After singing his hit With You which sounded better than Usher and Ne-Yo's earlier performances, he joined Ciara in a dance break. These bitches worked it out and Ms. CiCi looked FABULOUS! Go young talent!

BET AWARDS PLAY BY PLAY: ALICIA PERFORMS; BRING OUTS FABULOUS DIVAS

Alicia Keys is fabulous all besides herself, but she has done something simply mind blowing that we at Diva Chronicles couldn't help but stand on our sofa and scream!

Ms. Keys started her set by performing Teenage Love Affair. She looked bronzed and beautiful on the stage. She started singing SWV "Weak" and in a shocker that only BET could bring you, Leelee, Coko, and Taj took the stage.

Another change of song led us to En Vogue; Maxine, Terry, Cindy, and Dawn. It was wonderful to see all four of them together again.

Lastly, Alicia announced it wasn't over and brought out T-Boz and Chilli to sing Waterfalls. One couldn't help but miss Left Eye, but it was still simply beautiful so see all our vintage divas.

BET AWARDS PLAY BY PLAY: THE DREAM A NO SHOW?

I know it's summer and every rib joint from LA to Biloxi has a special going on, but what could've been on The Dream's schedule that would've kept him from showing up to get his Best New Artist trophy?

BET AWARDS PLAY BY PLAY: USHER PERFORMS TWICE?

OOPS...THAT WAS NE-YO. THEIR PERFORMANCES WERE SO SIMILAR WE GOT CONFUSED. OUR MISTAKE. CUTE SUIT THOUGH!

BET AWARDS PLAY BY PLAY: KEYSHIA COLE STINKS UP THE JOINT

We love you Keyshia. We play your albums quite frequently here at the Diva Chronicles villa. However, Keyshia's performance on the BET Awards was so bad, I thought I was watching a really bad version of Drag Idol. Lil' Kim tried to come out and help Keish out (where was Missy? I know Gay Pride season has started but she could've put the clit down to help out her girl). However, Keyshia's performance was doomed from the start. Good luck next time Keyshia girl.

BET AWARDS PLAY BY PLAY: JEEZY STEP BACK...KANYE STEP UP

Young Jeezy learned the hard way that if you're gonna share the stage with Kanye...you better be upon your game. Kanye stormed the stage and completely took over Jeezy's performance, leaving him to look and sound like Kanye's hype man.

BET AWARDS PLAY BY PLAY: JENNIFER, REMEMBER THE OSCAR

So Jennifer Let me Eat Cake Hudson presented an award with Terrance Howard. Now, we won't sneeze at fashion. Jennifer's outfit...FIERCE...her acting in the skit leading up to the award, however, was seriously left to be desired. Jennifer, honey, put the Effie act in the closet, you don't always have to speak like a slave when in public. Make Chicago proud!

BET AWARDS PLAY BY PLAY: USHER'S BACK WITH A VENGEANCE

If Usher would've actually sang rather than lip synch, his BET Award Opening performance would get perfect marks. Perfect way to start out the show and ebmark Justin Timberlake's much needed hibernation season. Timberlake rarely likes to be out the same time Usher is....maybe it's because everyone knows Timberlake is nothing but Usher bathed in a tube of white out.

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: REAL WORLD HOLLYWOOD

The Real World has renewed its franchise with season 20. The past few seasons have not had this much juice! Tonight's episode was delicious. But in case you didn't set your TiVo:

- After Joey left the show last week, the roommate counter was at 5. Two newbies were introduced, Brittany and Nick (see above for his scrumptulence).

- Brittany seems okay at first. She is a cool, modelesque black chick. Sparks between her and Will fly instantly. Something is going to happen... but when?

- Although Greg was tasty (in a cocky kind of way), Nick is definitely an upgrade. His personality is fresh, fun, and friendly. Perhaps a little too friendly. Ol' boy is getting mighty comfortable mighty soon.

- Brittany and Will's flirting is off the chain. Keep in mind that she has a boyfriend and, if you all remember, he has been kicking it with Janelle kinda hard lately. However, Janelle is out of town for a few days. When the cat is away...

- After a touch and go convo, Brittany brushes Will off. Will decides he will not talk to Brittany anymore... EVER! He wants to either bust her down or cut all ties with her. Wow!

I think that we are about to see tensions flair between Brittany and Will. They both want each other and its only a matter of time before Janelle gets left out in the cold. She got her fifteen minutes back in the limelight. She should be happy. I am sure Janelle will be on the next Real World/Road Rules challenge.

Previews for next week show Nick getting caused out. See what did we tell you about him getting too comfortable?

Tune in next week for our recap of the new show.