CELEBS RUN FOR THEIR LIVES AMID GUNSHOTS INSIDE ATL CLUB

Nia Long,Diddy, and Gabrielle Union were among partygoers at Club Dreamz who ran for their lives when a random Negro opened fire inside the club.

Shots rang out around 3 a.m. One person was injuired and is in stable condition.

The night was hosted by Jermaine Dupri, who rang in his third annual So So Def Summerfest Weekend.

Glad to know everyone is ok. Lord knows Nia Long needs to stay alive for her thriving career.....right.

I'M ON A WENDY WILLIAMS DIET

So some of you may be wondering why the Wendy Williams and Omarosa fiasco hasn't graced this site. Well, being that Diva Chronicles does not stand for consistent pitfalls in fashion, weave choice, and class, Wendy Williams is not worthy of being mentioned.

Omarosa, a cute girl, but still not my cup of tea. Hopefully she'll leak a sex tape with Chance from I Love New York. Maybe then she'll be relevant again.

That is all.

BRANGELINA'S BABY PICS GO FOR $14 MILL

People Magazine paid a cool $14 mill for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's newborn baby photos. The couple had a pair of twins and this marks the second time People has won the rights to feature the couple's children.

All of the money will go to charity and People will unveil the first photo on its webite this Sunday evening.

Kudos Brangelina for pimping your children in the name of charity. Hopefully the name of the charity isn't the Anglelina Jolie Lips Stay Full Defense Fund.

KELLY BUNDY HAS CANCER

Christina Applegate has been diagnosed with breast cancer and is presently undergoing treatment.

Applegate's doctors were able to catch the disease early, so it is not life threatening.

Great to hear, considering Christina has cashed in big from her "Married With Children" days when she played the ditzy floozed out teenage bombshell Kelly Bundy. Now Applegate is an Emmy Award-winning actress with her own show.

What ever happened to Bud Bundy?

YUNG BERG BEEF CONTINUES

Yung Berg's concert attendance has dwindled since he dogged dark skinned women on a recent live radio broadcast.

Wow. Surprised people actually paid to see this guy. If you go to any local gay club in Chicago, you're bound to run in to him....free of charge.

NO ONE LOVES NEW YORK

So Tailor Made finally unloaded New York, now adding him to the long list of men who'd rather bathe in motor oil before dating this chick.

I mean come on, if you can't pull Flavor Flav, you're cooch-cooch has officially hit its expiration date. Her fifteen minutes of fame should be up right about.....

CELEBRITY MEMORIAL FUND: CHRISTINA MILIAN

A MILLI...YOU'RE DONE. From around 2002 to 2005, the world was typhooned by tone deaf songstresses who got by simply on looks and sex appeal. (Christina Milian, Ashanti, Tearra Marie, etc.)Christina Milian got in on the action, really playing up the whole "Daddy's Dirty Little Girl" routine...must we forget her dancing in mud in the "Dip it Low" video?


Then came Rihanna, a similarly looking singer who can keep craking out the hits.

Considering A Milli was dropped from her label and there are no promising takers, it' safe to say you can possibly catch her for a live performance at your nearest unemployment office.

WEEK'S BIT OF SCRUMPTULENCE

STEVIE J!!!!!!!!! Oh my, just the thought of his name makes me act like a little school girl!

This underwear ad appeared nearly ten years ago and, my word is bond,the man could get it.

LUDA SIT DOWN

So....Luda. You released "Politics: Obama is Here" and proceed to call Hillary Clinton a bitch, in addition to hurling insults at Dubya and Old Man McCain.

Luda. Baby. We love. However, you in addition to the rest of these slippery tounged negroes (Jesse Jackson, Bernie Mac) need to chill out and let Barack WIN THE DAMN PRESIDENCY FIRST!

SHE'S NOT DEAD YET?

Liz Taylor was admitted to a Los Angeles hospital for a temporary precautionary visit.

A number of health issues have dogged Taylor through the years, including congestive heart failure in 2004 that, compounded with spinal fractures and the effects of scoliosis, left her nearly bedridden.

Okay, let me get this straight. Anna Nicole, dead. Rick James, dead. Heath Ledger, dead. Liz Taylor has consumed more drugs than Wu Tang Clan and this bitch still has ticks left? I'm baffled.

CAN I HAVE A LATTE WITH AN OUNCE OF KUSH ON THE SIDE?

Word is that a bill which would legalize marijuana has been presented to Congress.

Contrary to popular belief, a lot of black folks think legal weed is a bad idea. (Big ups to my dopeboyz)

ONE IS THE MAGIC NUMBER

There is now one diva, I Madame Jisele De La Renta who shall now take the helm of the revamped, and renewed Diva Chronicles. Enjoy.

MESSY JESSE CAUGHT IN A NICCA MOMENT

Oh Messy Jessy is at again...

Rev. Jesse Let My People Go Jackson was caught saying lewd remarks about historic presidential Barack Obama, at an event where Obama was a key speaker.

The now irrelevent icon has had to field a flurry of criticism from the media and the black community.

Our thoughts on the matter are quite neatly summed up by Nas who had his two-cents to toss in on the matter:


“I think Jesse Jackson, he’s the biggest player hater.His time is up. All you old n—as, time is up. We heard your voice, we saw your marching, we heard your sermons. We don’t wanna hear that sh– no more. It’s a new day. It’s a new voice. I’m here now. We don’t need Jesse; I’m here. I got this. We got Barack, we got David Banners and Young Jeezy’s. We’re the voice now. It’s no more Jesse. Sorry. Goodbye. You ain’t helping nobody in the ‘hood. That’s the bottom line. Goodbye, Jesse. Bye!”

TEAIRRA MARI MAKES A COMEBACK

Teairra Mari is making a comeback. Okay, while we give you readers a minute to work up the energy to give a damn, news is that Teairra is now signed to Interscope Records.

Mari was previously signed to Roc-A-Fella records and was then dropped...right before her high school graduation.

I guess it's true what they say....for some people, your high school years are as good as it's gonna get.