MIRANDA SAYS: COMPLETE AND TOTAL DISASTER!
Well, well, well. Kimberly Jones, you've disappointed us yet again. As if being locked up liked a common Foxy Brown wasn't enough, you have foolishly decided that being black comes with too much baggage. So, you decided to go for a safer, more talented race...the Chinese. Over the last year we have seen you transform from a vibrant, slutty fashion forward jezebel to a middle aged Korean porn shop owning madame deep in Spanish Harlem.
Cost-effective plastic surgery jobs, reposessed luxury cars, and Loehmen's purchased outfits like these will not bring you back to hip hop royalty. Need we not mention your current stint on the underwhelmingly popular CW tragedy, Girlicious. Get it together girl, we're entering a recession. Now is the not the time to go all crazy Elizabeth Taylor on us!
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