A STAR IS BORN

Good evening America, welcome to the premiere edition of "The Diva Chronicles," a tangy but tart look at Hollywood and the faggotry that makes it humorous.

I, Den Mother Taffeta Rose, and co-diva Den Mother Coco Chanel are diving in head first to bring you the most delicious gossip and commentary that other blocks aren't bitch enough to write.

We here at Diva Chronicles believe in giving back to the communify. So, we have set up a Celebrity Memorial for those whose careers who have gone down harder than Gayle King on Oprah Winfrey backstage after a taping of Dr. Phil.