Friday, June 20, 2008

BAKE ANOTHER PIE MARTHA, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE SOON



Lifestyle guru Martha Stewart was recently denied a British visa due to her criminal convictions four years ago.

Martha's people released a statement expressing Martha's love of the country and her hopes for the matter to be "resolved" soon.

Martha honey, you are now a felon. You and T.I. are cousins, invite him over so you can check out his gun collection. Maybe you can show him how to move some money around.

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