Oh Mariah, sweet lesbionic but brilliant Mariah. We thought that if you were going to go for a hot, young, sexy lover you would've chosen Alicia Keys. But we underestimated you. You chose career sliding but the ever so scrumptious Nick Cannon.
The marriage is a good look on two parts. Nick gets to spend money he hasn't seen since Drumline and Mariah gets to keep this whole American Pie Stiffler's mom thing going which has done wonders for record sales.
All good jokes must come to an end however, and we believe that when all is said and done, Nick will reach the stark realization that the only person who wears the pants in Mariah's house is DaBrat.
That's why we here at Diva Chronicles have targeted February 14, 2009 as D Day for this LGBT Circus to cease.
We are also making a similar prediction for Aloecious Hotbox and Ursula Furback. (see below)
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