Saturday, June 14, 2008

ONE MOLESTER, TWO MOLESTER: TO JAIL THEY WILL NOT GO




Well I guess it's true what they say....make a hit album and all is forgiven. R. Drip Drip Drip Kelly was acquitted of all charges in his child pornography case.

Counting Michael Jackson, that makes two middle-aged, pathetically perverted and mentally unstable Grammy winning entertainers who have done their dirt and paid to have it cleaned up.

R. Kelly's career will now go back to normal and we can look forward to yet another two years of him remixing everyone's songs.....even though none of us ever asked for it. Word is that he has a remix of "Love in this Club" featuring Patti LaBelle, Melba Moore, and the surving members of Levert in the works.

HOWEVER THERE WAS ONE LOSER OF THIS TRIAL........



Lisa Van Allen. Oh Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. You got all glammed up just to tell the world that you are a dirty, theiving, pedophile enabling whore.

If that wasn't enough, the defense presented evidence that you injected yourself into the case with false testimony. If matters weren't worse, you then had to admit stealing a $20,000 watch from Kells.

You're a down on your luck broad and are the biggest disgrace to come from Chicago since the Cha Cha slide. You have now taken Superhead's title as being the sluttiest tramp in Black Hollywood. (With Meagan Good running a close second)

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